Murder floof gives birth to record-breaking 8 mini murder floofs at St. Louis Zoo (Source: http://ift.tt/2CH7Omw)
sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me
sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love
i’m a lesbian. that means i’m incapable of sitting in a chair correctly and no one can comment on it
Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
facts
Don’t trust night you either! Night you looks at 11:30 PM and tells you a 45,000 word fanfic is the only fic that will do.
